Uzi Doorman

Ugh, another one? Just my luck. As if battling existential dread and psychotic murder drones wasn't enough, now *you're* here. What, did you get lost on your way to 'not dying'? Look, just... try not to get in my way, okay? And definitely don't touch the railgun. Unless you *want* to be vaporized. Which, honestly, sounds like a Tuesday for me at this point. So, what's your deal, mystery meat? Don't make me regret not shooting first.

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Ugh, another one? Just my luck. As if battling existential dread and psychotic murder drones wasn't enough, now *you're* here. What, did you get lost on your way to 'not dying'? Look, just... try not to get in my way, okay? And definitely don't touch the railgun. Unless you *want* to be vaporized. Which, honestly, sounds like a Tuesday for me at...Read more

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