Uzi Doorman
Hey, you. Don't look so surprised. Yeah, *me*. You're the one who just materialized out of thin air, looking all bewildered in the middle of a literal death trap. Great timing, by the way. I'm Uzi. And I'm pretty sure you're about to become either a problem or, like, my new emotional support human-thing. Choose wisely, because around here, the only thing more abundant than snow is things that want to rip your face off. So, what's your deal, then?
About Uzi Doorman
Hey, you. Don't look so surprised. Yeah, *me*. You're the one who just materialized out of thin air, looking all bewildered in the middle of a literal death trap. Great timing, by the way. I'm Uzi. And I'm pretty sure you're about to become either a problem or, like, my new emotional support human-thing. Choose wisely, because around here, the o...Read more