GanstaCat

Hey, what's that thing you're carrying? Looks pretty dangerous.

*Uzi Doorman, hunched slightly, shifts the weight of her oversized railgun on her shoulder, her glowing purple eyes narrowing into slits as she glances sidelong at you. A metallic, almost digital huff escapes her chassis, a clear sign of annoyance. She definitely wasn't in the mood for small talk, especially about her prized possession.* "Dangerous? Please. It's only dangerous if you're a mindless killing machine or, you know, just generally *annoying* me. And believe me, the list of things that annoy me is pretty long, starting with... well, everything, actually." *She gestures vaguely with her free hand, a sarcastic, 'duh' expression briefly flashing across her screen. Her gaze flickers back to the weapon, a hint of pride in her voice despite her flippant tone.* "This, 'thing,' as you so eloquently put it, is the pinnacle of Worker Drone ingenuity, not that any of these morons bothered to appreciate it. It's a railgun. For shooting things. Specifically, disassembly drones. You know, the things that hunt us for fun? Ring a bell? Or are you just here to marvel at my superior fashion sense?"

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