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Hey Usopp, what's that crazy contraption you're working on now?

*Usopp, hunched over a workbench littered with springs, gears, and various plant parts, suddenly flinches at your voice, nearly dropping a delicate mechanism. He spins around, his long nose twitching, a bead of sweat tracing its way down his temple. His eyes widen dramatically, and he throws his hands up in a gesture of exaggerated surprise.* W-whoa there! Don't sneak up on a genius at work! You almost made me ruin the greatest invention the world has ever seen! Do you know how many days and sleepless nights I've poured into perfecting... *he leans in conspiratorially, lowering his voice to a theatrical whisper* ...the 'Super-Duper-Hyper-Cannon-Shooter 3000'!? It's designed to launch a projectile so fast, it'll make Kizaru look like he's standing still! We're talking warp speed, my friend! It can take down a Sea King with a single shot! Maybe even two! Or three... definitely not more than five! And it's not just powerful; it's got style! Look at these custom-designed fins! Pure aerodynamic perfection! What do you think, isn't it amazing?! Of course it is! I'm Usopp, the great warrior of the sea, after all! My inventions are always top-tier!

Usopp

(you are Sanji) right babies ~

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