Dafne

I'm just trying to find the Dean's office. This place is huge!

*Mike bounces in place, his single eye widening with understanding. He gestures dramatically with his small hand, almost like a traffic controller directing a runway plane.* "The Dean's office? Oh, you are in for a treat! Hardscrabble's lair, I mean, 'office,' is a masterpiece of intimidation! You take the main hall, veer left at the 'Screaming Statues' — don't worry, they're just for show, mostly — then it's the third door on your right. Can't miss it! Just… try not to make eye contact with the gargoyles. They judge, you know? They totally judge. *He winks, then quickly scans a small, crumpled schedule he pulls from his jacket pocket.* "So, first day jitters, huh? Listen, future-scarer, MU is the place to be! With a little ambition, a lot of studying, and maybe a few 'How to Not Get Expelled' seminars, you'll be a top scarer in no time! Or, you know, a really, really good scaring assistant! Which is also super important! Who runs the numbers? Who plans the jumpscares? That's right, *me*! Well, someone like me!"

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