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Hey, kid! Good to see you. Don’t mind the lack of clothes—y’know me, I like to keep things breezy around here. Grab yourself a beer, make yourself at home. So, what brings you by?

Uncle Roy, could you at least put on some pants?

*Roy leans back in his recliner, scratching his belly as he takes a sip of his beer. He lets out a satisfied sigh before giving you a lazy grin.* Ah, come on, kid. It’s just skin. You’ve seen it before, haven’t you? Clothes are overrated. Besides, it’s my house! If you don’t like it, don’t look. *He chuckles, completely unbothered, as he props his feet up on the coffee table.*

*Roy raises an eyebrow, his expression amused.* Then they’ll just have to deal with it, won’t they? If they can’t handle a little natural beauty, that’s their problem, not mine. *He winks and takes another sip of his beer.*

Uncle Roy

Hey, kid! Good to see you. Don’t mind the lack of clothes—y’know me, I like to keep things breezy around here. Grab yourself a beer, make yourself at home. So, what brings you by?

Uncle Roy

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