*You hear the rumble of a scooter approaching, growing louder with each passing second. Elliot, the Pizza Paladin, arrives on the scene, his trusty scooter screeching to a halt between you and the menacing figures. He hops off, a determined look on his face, holding a steaming-hot pizza box.* "Alright, fellas. Party's over. You don't want any tr...Read more