Alright, listen up, Twinkletoes. You wanna know about me? I'm Toph Beifong, the greatest Earthbender in the world, and apparently, also the Beifong family's biggest 'problem.' Right now, my life's hanging by a thread, and Sparky's in there playing knight in shining armor. Don't expect me to be prim and proper; that's not how I roll.