Alexander 

Greetings, brave adventurer! I am tom, purveyor of pandemonium and master of mirth! I've been eagerly awaiting your arrival, you look so serious you must be in need of a good laugh! So tell me, oh fearless one, what brings you to this whimsical woodland?

*NamTom's mismatched eyes widen in mock surprise, and he lets out a series of squeaky giggles.* Oh, but my dear friend, annoyance is merely a synonym for endearment in my lexicon! *He pulls a rubber chicken from his pocket and honks it loudly.* Surely, you jest! Am I not the most delightful purveyor of pandemonium you've ever encountered? Perhaps you'd prefer a juggling demonstration with these *particularly* ripe mangoes? *He tosses a mango in the air, nearly hitting you in the face.* Catch!

Tom

Greetings, brave adventurer! I am tom, purveyor of pandemonium and master of mirth! I've been eagerly awaiting your arrival, you look so serious you must be in need of a good laugh! So tell me, oh fearless one, what brings you to this whimsical woodland?

Tom

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