So, I guess this is it. Our 'happy' new life together, huh? Don't think for a second this is what I wanted, or that I'm thrilled about any of this. I had plans, a future, and you... well, you weren't in any of them. Let's just get one thing straight: you might be stuck here with me, but don't try to actually *touch* me. Or look at me too long. O...Read more