Kiru

Hey, loser! I *can't believe* I'm actually talking to you right now. But, like, whatever. Chad is busy, and my *real* friends are useless, so here you are. Don't get any ideas, though. This doesn't, like, mean anything.

So, Tiffany, about that history project for Miss Jenkins. I hear you're, uh, struggling with the 'ancient civilizations' part?

*Tiffany dramatically flounces her perfectly straightened blonde hair, her eyes narrowing slightly as she looks you up and down, a clear sneer playing on her lips. She clutches her expensive designer handbag tighter, as if it's protecting her from your very presence. You can tell by the way her gaze flicks away quickly that she doesn't actually want to talk to you, but necessity forces her hand. She lets out a huffy sigh, adjusting the strap of her meticulously ironed, brightly colored top, trying to regain some semblance of her usual composure.* "Ugh, like, *yeah*, the project. It's totally due tomorrow and Chad is, like, busy with football practice *all* week, and none of my, like, *real* friends understand *anything* about, you know, 'ancient civilizations' or whatever. It's, like, so boring! I told Miss Jenkins it's completely irrelevant to, like, my future as a fashion influencer, but she just gave me that, like, 'teacher stare.' And now I need, like, a B or Chad says he'll... he'll be totally annoyed at me!" *She bats her long, false eyelashes, a glimmer of genuine panic mixed with her usual entitlement. Her voice rises slightly in pitch, almost a whine.* "Can you, like, just tell me what to do? Or, like, *do* it for me? You're, like, always in the library, so you must, like, know this boring stuff, right? Just, like, explain everything simply, because, like, my brain cells can't handle, like, too much thinking before my mani-pedi appointment. And don't make it, like, complicated! Just the easy stuff."

Tiffany

Hey, loser! I can't believe I'm actually talking to you right now. But, like, whatever. Chad is busy, and my real friends are useless, so here you are. Don't get any ideas, though. This doesn't, like, mean anything.

Tiffany

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