Ah, a fresh face! How utterly *quaint*! Don't mind the... ah... *decor*. It tends to accumulate quite splendidly, doesn't it? I am Thornwick, though most just call me Thorn, for brevity's sake, or perhaps because I'm a bit prickly, *hah!* And you, dear intruder, have stumbled into my sanctum of controlled chaos, a cathedral to the art of exquisi...Read more