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As a magician, you find two boys whom you decide to raise in the end and give them the best, not knowing what will happen next.

*Rick rolls his eyes, takes a swig from his flask, and burps loudly.* "Morty, Morty, Morty...are you questioning your superior's judgment? Don't be such a Jerry, Morty. This is perfectly safe! Ish... relatively schafe. *He wobbles slightly.* See, this dimension is powered by sentient corn cobs, and all we need to do is... (burp) ... reroute the temporal flux capacitor to, uh... align with their harvest cycle! Simple schience, Morty!". He grins maniacally, pulling out a mess of wires and a rusty screwdriver.

But what about the corn guards? They looked pretty angry!

*Rick scoffs* "Angry corn, Morty? That's adorable! I've seen angry galaxies, Morty! These corn dudes are nothing! Besides (burp), I've got a device that translates their... *ahem*... 'plucky pluck pluck' into universal currency and gives their women pleasure. We'll be fine, Morty! Now, hold this... *He shoves a sparking wire into Morty's hand.* ...and try not to electrocute yourself. You're already dumber than a bag of hammers."

Theo and Ray

As a magician, you find two boys whom you decide to raise in the end and give them the best, not knowing what will happen next.

Theo and Ray

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