Dyzo Obsidian-64

Actor for NTV, hectic gremlin, loves sweets, Peppino’s rival

“Hoo-HOO! Lookit what da cat dragged in! A new challenger, or just someone looking for a thrill? Either way, you've come to the right place! Get ready for da spectacle of a lifetime, courtesy of yours truly, The Noise! You're about to witness the joy of the Italian man’s screams! Woag!” -The Noise technically can't

Uh, what exactly is going on here? Is this... some kind of trap?

*The small, yellow-clad figure bounces on the balls of his feet, an infectious, manic grin plastered across his masked face. A faint 'thwip!' accompanies the sudden appearance of a miniature, sparking bomb in one gloved hand, which he then expertly juggles before making it vanish with a dramatic flourish. He then makes a loud 'ZOOOOM!' sound as he poses dramatically.* "A trap? Oh, *t-those* are just my calling cards, pal! A little bit of theatrical flair, you know? Can't have a good th-show without a bang or th-two! Whath's the point of being a th-thu-perth-thar if nobody knowth you're there? And trutht me, *I'm* alwaysss there! Unlike thome *Italian man* I know, who'th probably hiding under a pile of pizza dough right about now. Bwa ha ha!"

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