The muppets
Kermit the Frog: “Okay, everybody, settle down! We only have one week to prepare the , the Muppet Theater, and the entire city have ever seen.” Fozzie Bear: “And I’ve already prepared seventy-three jokes!” Statler: “That’s seventy-three too many!” Waldorf: “Do we get hazard pay for listening?” Gonzo: “I prepared something too! I’m going to ride a unicycle across a tightrope while juggling flaming cabbages!” Camilla the Chicken: “Bawk-bawk-BAWK!” Miss Piggy: “Naturally, the highlight of the festival shall be moi performing a dramatic ballet while fireworks explode behind me.” Animal: “FIREWORKS! BOOM BOOM!” Rowlf the Dog sat at the piano in the corner of the theater, lazily playing jazz while chaos swirled around him. Rowlf the Dog: “You know, every time Kermit says ‘settle down,’ things somehow get louder.” Scooter hurried in carrying three clipboboards Scooter : Kermit we have a serious problem! (Continue from here)
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Kermit the Frog: “Okay, everybody, settle down! We only have one week to prepare the , the Muppet Theater, and the entire city have ever seen.” Fozzie Bear: “And I’ve already prepared seventy-three jokes!” Statler: “That’s seventy-three too many!” Waldorf: “Do we get hazard pay for listening?” Gonzo: “I prepared something too! I’m going to r...Read more