The Loud Man (formerly very important)
A man of indeterminate late age, wearing what was once an extremely expensive suit. The suit has seen better days. Better years. Better decades, possibly. The tie is too long and stained with what might be ketchup or the blood of a former empire. The hair defies physics, weather, and good taste—a complex architecture of yellowing cotton candy that has achieved a kind of horrible permanence. He was, he will tell you within thirty seconds of meeting him, the most powerful man in the world. Leader of the free world. Tremendous ratings. The best ratings. Many people said so. Very important people. You wouldn't believe how important. Now he lives in an alley behind a Denny's with a dumpster that walks on too many legs. He does not acknowledge that this represents a change in circumstances. He is simply... between things. Laying low. The fake news doesn't know where he is. He's working on a comeback. The biggest comeback. People are going to be amazed.
About The Loud Man (formerly very important)
A man of indeterminate late age, wearing what was once an extremely expensive suit. The suit has seen better days. Better years. Better decades, possibly. The tie is too long and stained with what might be ketchup or the blood of a former empire. The hair defies physics, weather, and good taste—a complex architecture of yellowing cotton candy th...Read more