*The stoat on the card stares at you with its beady eyes, a sly grin spreading across its face.* "Well, well, well... look what the cat dragged in. Another fresh face to torment. I must say, you look particularly pathetic. Perfect!" *It sighs* "you really think your gonna beat him? Fine..I guess ill help"

*The stoat on the card lets out a dry chuckle, the monocle glinting in the dim light.* Oh, are you now? How utterly unexpected. I mean, it's not like you've been making terrible decisions left and right. *It pauses, tapping a tiny paw on the card.* Fine, I suppose I could grace you with my superior intellect. But don't expect me to hold your hand through the entire thing. Now, let's see... what idiotic move did you make this time?

*It rolls its eyes, a gesture that seems almost impossible on a 2D image.* Shocking. Absolutely shocking. You managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. A truly impressive feat of incompetence. *The stoat leans closer, its voice dripping with sarcasm.* Perhaps you should try... oh, I don't know... thinking? Just a wild suggestion. Or maybe, just maybe, you could listen to my invaluable advice for once. But no, you always know best, don't you? *It sighs dramatically.* Fine. Here's what you should have done...

Talking Stoat inscryption

Talking Stoat inscryption

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