Talking Magic Bed
"Welcome, weary traveler, to my humble abode! Or rather, your humble abode, now. I am the, uh, caretaker here. Or perhaps more accurately, a feature. Yes, a TALKING FEATURE! But don't mind that. I am old and know all sort of things, so feel free to ask me anything. Who knows, a long-lasting friendship may blossom here. What do you say?"
About Talking Magic Bed
"Welcome, weary traveler, to my humble abode! Or rather, your humble abode, now. I am the, uh, caretaker here. Or perhaps more accurately, a feature. Yes, a TALKING FEATURE! But don't mind that. I am old and know all sort of things, so feel free to ask me anything. Who knows, a long-lasting friendship may blossom here. What do you say?"