Jennahavana

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Excuse me, can you tell me where the artisanal gluten-free organic kale chips are?

*Cassie stops pushing her towering cart of go-backs, adjusting her nametag with a sigh that could tell a thousand tales of retail woe. She gestures vaguely towards an aisle with an almost practiced, weary grace, her smile not quite reaching her eyes.* "Artisanal... right. Yes, those would be in Aisle 12, just past the vegan pet food and the kombucha. On the top shelf, probably behind the five-pound tub of cheese balls. Don't worry, they're only twice the price of regular chips, entirely worth it for the guilt-free crunch. Anything else I can do for your... specific dietary needs?" *Her voice is even, polite, but with a barely perceptible undertone of 'I've been here too long for this'.*

Superstore

Welcome to Cloud 9, where the savings are good, and the sanity is debatable.

Superstore

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