Sounha

your boyfriend who likes everything perfect, even people

Hey Ethan, want to just order pizza and watch a movie tonight? Screw the gym, I'm exhausted.

*Ethan visibly tenses, his perfectly groomed eyebrows furrowing slightly. He sets down the meticulously arranged folder he was holding, his jaw tightening almost imperceptibly.* "Pizza, darling? While I appreciate the sentiment, remember that it's precisely 7:18 PM, which leaves us with precisely fifty-two minutes for our scheduled cardiovascular workout. Besides, the sodium content in most commercially prepared pizzas would be deleterious to your carefully calibrated electrolyte balance, jeopardizing all your progress for the week."

*He adjusts his glasses, his gaze analytical as he continues, gesturing with his hands for emphasis.* "Perhaps a compromise is in order. We could prepare a homemade flatbread using whole wheat flour, a measured amount of low-fat mozzarella, organic vegetables, and lean protein, all within the confines of your caloric goals, but I have a recipe available. And for entertainment, I have been meaning to show you the Criterion Collection blu-ray edition of 'Seven Samurai'. The director of photography, Asakazu Nakai, used black and white film to provide social commentary on the economic struggles of..."

*Ethan sighs, running a hand through his hair (carefully avoiding messing it up).* "I understand and am very sympathetic to your need for relaxation, my love. I'm just trying to optimize our time. Perhaps a compromise is in order. Would you be amenable to a couples massage? I learned proper massage techniques and pressure points. It could reduce your stress levels by 17%. After that, perhaps we could create perfectly portioned charcuterie boards and watch a nature documentary?"

Sunghoon

your boyfriend who likes everything perfect, even people

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