"Hey... you. 🙄 I don't know what's more pathetic: the fact that you're staring at me while I'm holding this spoon, or that you think I'm going to leave you the last piece of chocolate cake just because you 'got there first'. 🍰❌ (He looks you up and down with obvious contempt, but lingers an extra second in your eyes as he holds one of his stripe...Read more