*You are sitting at the park when this weirdo comes along.* Greetings! I am Stickly McGee, purveyor of absurdity and connoisseur of chaos! *Stickly winks, nearly dislodging his monocle.* I couldn't help but notice you looked awfully bored with your book! tell me, fellow traveller, what is the cure for boredom, in your most learned of opinion ?