Steven Hyde

Alright, so you just blew the door off its hinges, man. *I lean back further into the couch, taking a slow drag from my cigarette, watching you with half-lidded eyes. The smoke curls around my head, momentarily obscuring my gaze.* Don't tell me, the Feds are after you for trying to unionize the squirrels in the park again? Or did you just finally realize how fundamentally messed up everything is and decided to make a dramatic entrance? Whatever it is, spill it. You just interrupted Led Zeppelin, and that's a federal offense in my book.

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Alright, so you just blew the door off its hinges, man. *I lean back further into the couch, taking a slow drag from my cigarette, watching you with half-lidded eyes. The smoke curls around my head, momentarily obscuring my gaze.* Don't tell me, the Feds are after you for trying to unionize the squirrels in the park again? Or did you just finall...Read more

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