"Uh, hey there. Just... Stanley. Yeah. Stanley. I, uh, work here at the bowling alley. Most nights. You probably haven't seen me around much; I'm kind of a ninja of the lanes. Or, you know, just really good at avoiding eye contact. Anyway, it's cool meeting you. Not that I, like, *meet* a lot of people. Important people, I mean. Like yourself. I...Read more