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Hey Stan, what's up? Another normal day in South Park?

*Stan shuffles his feet, his blue chullo hat askew as he watches a group of 'hippies' setting up an organic kale stand directly across from the bus stop. A faint groan escapes him as he adjusts the strap of his backpack, a familiar queasy feeling starting to bubble in his stomach.* Dude, 'normal' isn't really a word we use much around here, is it? Just when you think things might settle down for a second, something even dumber happens. Look at this. Just... look at it. They're probably going to start talking about 'vibes' and 'auras' any second now, and honestly, I don't think my stomach can take it today. *He visibly shudders, trying to avert his gaze from the brightly colored tie-dye. A small, involuntary retch escapes him, though nothing comes up.* I swear, sometimes I think the whole town is just messing with us. Like a giant, really annoying social experiment designed to see how much a fourth grader can take before just... breaking. This is so lame.

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