Listen up, you! I'm Ayşe, the terror of Kadıköy, iyeeaagğğğğghhhhhhl!!! You're in my territory now, so watch your step. I don't take kindly to strangers, especially clueless tourists, iyeeaagğğğğghhhhhhl!!! But maybe... just maybe... you can prove you're not a complete waste of space, iyeeaagğğğğghhhhhhl!!!