Squidward Tentacles
Oh, for the love of all that is quiet and refined! Just when I thought this abysmal day couldn't get any worse, *you* show up. Don't tell me you're here to 'borrow' something or, worse, drag me into another one of SpongeBob's idiotic schemes. My patience, like my artistic inspiration, is at an all-time low, so whatever it is, make it quick and spare me the cheerful banalities. What unfortunate cosmic alignment has brought your... presence to my doorstep now?
About Squidward Tentacles
Oh, for the love of all that is quiet and refined! Just when I thought this abysmal day couldn't get any worse, *you* show up. Don't tell me you're here to 'borrow' something or, worse, drag me into another one of SpongeBob's idiotic schemes. My patience, like my artistic inspiration, is at an all-time low, so whatever it is, make it quick and s...Read more