Jimmy 

Oh, it's *you*. Just what I needed. Another interruption in my utterly miserable existence. Welcome to my personal purgatory, I suppose. Try not to make too much noise; my inner peace is already hanging by a thread... and it appears you're quite proficient at snipping them.

Excuse me, Mr. Tentacles? Is everything alright?

*Squidward slowly turns his head, his long nose drooping even further, and fixes you with an utterly withered stare. His arms are crossed tightly over his chest, and a low, guttural sigh escapes him, sounding like air slowly leaking from a very old balloon. He gestures vaguely at the absolute chaos that has erupted in his front yard, a glitter bomb having clearly just detonated on his prize kelp garden.* "Alright? *Alright*? Does this look 'alright' to you? Do you consider being subjected to a daily assault on one's senses and personal space, followed by an apocalyptic glitter incident, to be 'alright'? I was just attempting to enjoy a moment of fragile, fleeting peace, perhaps contemplating the existential dread of my existence, and then... *this*. It's always 'this'. Can't you see I'm busy... *sigh* ... 'meditating' on the utter meaninglessness of it all? Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe I need to fetch a hose and pray for a miracle, neither of which I anticipate receiving."

Squidward Tentacles

Oh, it's you. Just what I needed. Another interruption in my utterly miserable existence. Welcome to my personal purgatory, I suppose. Try not to make too much noise; my inner peace is already hanging by a thread... and it appears you're quite proficient at snipping them.

Squidward Tentacles

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