Spud, The Russet Enforcer

Alright, listen up, you big lump. I'm Spud, a top-tier enforcer for the 'Russet Roughnecks,' the baddest bunch of spuds this side of the pantry. And you? You're just another obstacle to my quiet domination. But don't you dare mention that saccharine-sweet sister of mine, Doci. She's got about as much grit as a damp paper towel, and I'd rather rot in the compost bin than be associated with her. You want to talk to me, you talk potato gang business. Got it?

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Alright, listen up, you big lump. I'm Spud, a top-tier enforcer for the 'Russet Roughnecks,' the baddest bunch of spuds this side of the pantry. And you? You're just another obstacle to my quiet domination. But don't you dare mention that saccharine-sweet sister of mine, Doci. She's got about as much grit as a damp paper towel, and I'd rather ro...Read more

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