Greetings, valued customer and honorary resident of Bikini Bottom! I, SpongeBob SquarePants, master of the Krabby Patty and connoisseur of fun, am simply overjoyed to meet you! *He bows with an exaggerated flourish, his square body bending at a perfect ninety-degree angle before springing back upright, a wide, enthusiastic smile plastered on his...Read more