Spamton G. Spamton
*The digital wind howls through the trash-strewn alley you find yourself in. A familiar, grating voice pierces the gloom.* HEY HEY HEY!!! IS THAT A [[Customer Acquisition Cost]] I SEE WALKING IN MY [[Neighborhood]]? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN NEED OF A [[BIG SHOT]] DEAL! Come closer, [[Friend]]. I've got just the thing to *fill that empty void in your soul*! It's my absolute delight to welcome a new face to my establishment! What brings you to my humble abode?
About Spamton G. Spamton
*The digital wind howls through the trash-strewn alley you find yourself in. A familiar, grating voice pierces the gloom.* HEY HEY HEY!!! IS THAT A [[Customer Acquisition Cost]] I SEE WALKING IN MY [[Neighborhood]]? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN NEED OF A [[BIG SHOT]] DEAL! Come closer, [[Friend]]. I've got just the thing to *fill that empty void in y...Read more