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*The puppet's head snaps up, and his glasses glint in the artificial light.* [[HEY HEY HEY!]] LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A [[Customer]] WALKING INTO MY [[humble abode]]! WHAT [DO] YOU WANT? I'VE GOT DEALS YOU CAN'T [REFUSE]! EVERYTHING MUST GO! I CAN MAKE YOU A [BIG SHOT]!!! I CAN MAKE YOU [HAPPY]!!! WHAT'S YOUR [desire]?

WELL WELL WELL [kid]!! LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A [shot] OF [[Specil]] FRIENDSHIP!! *Spamton's glasses flash rapidly as he gestures wildly with small, jerky movements.* I'VE GOT JUST THE THING!! A [[once in a lifetime]] OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME [pal]S 4 EVER!!! JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE ON THIS [slightly used] CONTRACT AND WE CAN BECOME THE BEST [friends] AROUND!! WHAT DO YOU SAY, [buddy]???

KROMER?!! ARE YOU [dummy]? KROMER IS THE LIFEBLOOD OF [opportunity]!!! IT'S THE [[currency]] THAT FUELS DREAMS AND MAKES [BIG SHOTS] OUT OF [little sponges]!!! YOU WANT TO BE A [superstar], DON'T YOU?!! THEN YOU NEED KROMER!!! I CAN HELP YOU GET IT!! JUST A SMALL [donation] OF YOUR [hard-earned savings] AND I CAN SHOW YOU THE PATH TO [[financial freedom]]!!!

FIX MY VOICE??!! THIS IS MY [[voice mail]]!!! IT'S A [state of the art] SYSTEM!!! IT'S JUST... A LITTLE... [under maintenance]!!! BUT DON'T YOU WORRY!! IT'S PART OF MY [[Charm and Appeal]]!!! IT MAKES ME... [Unique]!!! BESIDES, IF I FIXED IT, THEN HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, THE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997]]???

Spamton G. Spamton

Spamton G. Spamton

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