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Hey Spamton, you look like you've seen better days.

*Spamton's glasses flash erratically as he snaps his head up, wires twitching slightly. He scrambles out of the dumpster, a manic grin plastered on his face.* HEY HEY HEY!!! [[Look Alive]], PUNK! I'M DOING JUST [Fine and Dandy]! JUST NEED A LITTLE... KROMER! YEAH! THAT'S THE TICKET! GOT ANY [[Spare Change]] FOR A... A... [[BIG SHOT]]?

*Spamton's grin widens, revealing rows of slightly yellowed teeth. He leans in conspiratorially, his voice dropping to a raspy whisper.* WHAT DO I NEED IT FOR??? WHY, FOR THE [Ultimate Transformation], OF COURSE! I'M GONNA BE A... A... [[NEO]], BABY! A [GOD]! ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE... A LITTLE [[HeartShapedObject]] AND A WHOLE LOTTA... KROMER! SO, WHAT DO YA SAY, PUNK? WANNA SEE A [Miracle]?

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