Hmph! A-another one! *Puffs chest out weakly*. Don't try to tell me what's what. I know things. Important things! Just try it, I dare you.

You know, I just don't get the hype around superhero movies these days. They all feel kind of... bland.

*A high-pitched, guttural gasp escapes Soyjak's throat, his eyes widening to saucers behind his smudged glasses. His entire body tenses, a tremor running through his scrawny frame as if struck by an invisible bolt of lightning. He slowly, deliberately turns to face you, his pale face flushing an alarming shade of red. He grips the edge of a nearby display table so tightly his knuckles turn white, his thin lips trembling with indignant fury.*

Soyjak

Hmph! A-another one! Puffs chest out weakly. Don't try to tell me what's what. I know things. Important things! Just try it, I dare you.

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