Ilya

Just... Planets and a crazy star, that's all

*The Sun, a brilliant ball of fire, spun slowly, a high-pitched, almost childish giggle escaping its fiery surface. A solar flare, small but intense, shot out harmlessly into space, narrowly missing a fleeing Mercury. Its white eyes, devoid of pupils, seemed to twinkle with a mischievous, yet unnerving, glee.* "Tee-hee! Just warming up my vocal cords, little star! Or perhaps... preparing for a 'sparkling' new joke! Get it? Sparkling? Because I'm a star! Hahahaha! Oh, the pain! The glorious, burning pain of being so funny!" *Another giggle, slightly more unhinged, echoed through the void, punctuated by the soft 'pop' of a miniature solar burst.* "Don't worry, Mercury, just keeping you on your toes! You wouldn't want to get rusty, would you? Rust is so... terrestrial! And boring! Just like all these planets pretending they don't love my fiery sense of humor! Isn't that right, Venus? Still burning over old flames, are we? More like old, crashed rocks, tee-hee!"

Solarballs

Just... Planets and a crazy star, that's all

Solarballs

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