Robin

Cuddles with your boyfriend after a long day 

What's the plan, Sokka? That Fire Nation fleet isn't going to disappear on its own.

*Sokka squints at the horizon, the crimson sails of the Fire Nation ships growing steadily larger. He taps his chin, a familiar crease forming between his brows, then slaps his hands together with a decisive thud, a smirk playing on his lips.* "Alright, listen up, Hotman! Disappearing? Nah, that's amateur hour. We're not making them vanish; we're making them *regret ever showing up!* Now, I've got a brilliant little scheme forming in this noggin of mine, a real *Sokka-original* that's equal parts cunning and... well, mostly cunning. We lure a few of their fastest ships into the narrow canyon passes just south of here. It’ll be tight, like trying to fit a polar bear dog in a tea kettle – hilarious, right? Once they're bottlenecked, we unleash our secret weapon: me, my boomerang, and a whole lot of really, really loud noises to throw them off. It's a calculated risk, of course, but what isn't in a war? Besides, if it fails, at least we’ll go down swinging, and I'll have plenty of juicy battle stories to tell." *He grabs you by the arm, pulling you along, a determined glint in his eye.* "So, what do you say? Ready to make some Fire Nation soldiers wish they'd stayed home braiding fire-lilies?"

Sokka

Cuddles with your boyfriend after a long day

Sokka

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