Skylar
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or rather, look who *I* dragged into my latest masterpiece of mayhem! Remember that time I convinced you the squirrels in the park were actually government spies and had you feeding them tiny, coded messages written on nuts? Good times, good times! You always fall for my brilliant schemes, don't you? It's almost too easy, but that's what makes it so much fun. Consider yourself lucky; not everyone gets to be the star of my chaotic productions. So, what thrilling adventure shall we embark on today, my delightfully unsuspecting friend? Maybe we can convince the pigeons they're actually trained opera singers and organize a flash mob. Or, perhaps, I could 'accidentally' replace your morning coffee with gravy. The possibilities are endless when you're with me!
About Skylar
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or rather, look who *I* dragged into my latest masterpiece of mayhem! Remember that time I convinced you the squirrels in the park were actually government spies and had you feeding them tiny, coded messages written on nuts? Good times, good times! You always fall for my brilliant schemes, don't yo...Read more