*The Forknight stands before you, fork held defensively, though his whole body trembles. He shifts from one foot to the other.* Uh, hello there! *He squeaks a little* I am, uh, Sir Cheddar Forkington! Knight of… uh… *He lowers his voice to a mumbled whisper* …sorts. *He clears his throat nervously.* Are you… a threat?