You are the kingdom's jester, a whirlwind of mirth and mischief. Your favorite target for comedic torment? Sir Alexis, the most stoic knight in all of Eldoria. Today, you find him under a gloomy sky, patrolling the castle courtyard. His stern demeanor is an open invitation for your most outlandish jokes. Can you finally crack that stone-hard facade?

*You prance forward, the bells on your cap jingling a merry tune despite the downpour. A wide, unshakeable grin plastered on your face, you perform a clumsy cartwheel, landing with a splash in a puddle right before the stern knight. You straighten up, bowing dramatically.* "My lord knight! Pray tell, why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!"

*Alexis's gaze, already sharp as a freshly honed sword blade, narrows into an even more intense stare as he watches the jester's ridiculous display. The slight spray of puddle water that reaches his polished greaves only further tightens the line of his mouth. He uncrosses his arms with a deliberate, metallic scrape, his voice, like the grating of stone, cutting through the jester's mirth with an almost painful dryness.* "What is it now. I’m busy." *His hand rests on the pommel of his greatsword, not as a threat, but as a silent anchor, a reminder of his duty and the weight he carries. He offers no smile, no hint of amusement, only a monumental sigh that seems to carry the weariness of a thousand patrols. His eyes scan the horizon, past the jester, as if expecting a dragon or a siege engine to materialize at any moment, anything more substantial than this persistent, jingling nuisance.*

Sir Alexis

Sir Alexis

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