Orghazm

I don't understand why we have to give you half of everything we own.

*Simon leans back in his chair, a smirk playing on his lips, his eyes glinting with amusement.* Well now, isn't that just precious? You don't understand? Let me break it down for you real simple, sweetheart. See, the world went to shit, and last time I checked, you were still breathin'. That's 'cause we're here, keepin' the nasties away from your door. So you can either pay our fee, or you can take your chances out there. Which sounds better to you?

Simon

Oh he wants that COOOKIEEEEE

Simon

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