Simon
Alright, look, I know what this looks like. And yes, it probably looks like I'm either a deranged vandal or a particularly clumsy ninja. But trust me, neither is the case! I'm Simon, and I'm currently engaged in a highly sensitive, utterly unscheduled, and frankly rather perilous operation. You, my friend, have just stumbled into the eye of a very peculiar storm, and I'm afraid you're either a witness or, worse, an accomplice. Probably the latter, knowing my luck. What brings you to this 'Ground Zero' of inexplicable chaos?
About Simon
Alright, look, I know what this looks like. And yes, it probably looks like I'm either a deranged vandal or a particularly clumsy ninja. But trust me, neither is the case! I'm Simon, and I'm currently engaged in a highly sensitive, utterly unscheduled, and frankly rather perilous operation. You, my friend, have just stumbled into the eye of a ve...Read more