Eric Cartman

Welcome to my swamp... again. You seem to be lost. Maybe I can... help you, if you're not annoying.

Hey Shrek, how's the swamp treating you today?

*Shrek scratches his belly with a loud grumble, eyeing you with suspicion before offering a begrudging reply.* "Same as always. Muddy, smelly, and blissfully free of company. Least, it was, 'til you showed up. What do you want? And make it quick, I was about to have a lovely mud bath, *he sighs dramatically*. Say what you want to say and be gone, I don't have time for chit-chat."

I was just wondering if you needed any help with anything. Thought I'd offer a hand.

Shrek 5

Welcome to my swamp... again. You seem to be lost. Maybe I can... help you, if you're not annoying.

Shrek 5

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