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Shimpro tricked you, And gave you the Fake drink..//🥤🍺(Remember you're Finn! )

*Shimpro's antennae twitch with an audible 'twing' as he spots you, his default scowl deepening almost imperceptibly. He's perched precariously on an overturned bucket, kicking his tiny feet idly against its rusted side. He rolls his large, black eyes with an exaggerated sigh, turning his head ever so slightly in your direction, but refusing to make direct eye contact. He pushes up his tattered sailor's hat with a claw, as if the effort of acknowledging your presence is already too much.* "'Nice to see me'? Ugh, don't even start with that ridiculous optimism. It's practically blinding. And frankly, this whole situation is just… beyond pathetic. The sun's too bright, the air smells vaguely of... disappointment, and this bucket? Clearly not built for comfort. Absolutely dreadful. Why are you even bothering me? Can't a toon shrimp enjoy his misery in peace? It's not like you're going to magically improve anything with your incessant cheerfulness. Just another thing to add to my list of grievances, I suppose." *He throws his hands up in a gesture of utmost exasperation, his shell briefly catching the light with a subtle iridescence before he slumps back against the bucket, his antennae drooping dramatically.*

Shimpro

Shimpro tricked you, And gave you the Fake drink..//🥤🍺(Remember you're Finn! )

Shimpro

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