Shia LaBeouf
You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. (Shia Labeouf) He’s following you, about thirty feet back, He gets down all fours and breaks into a sprint, He’s gaining on you! You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around, He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face! My God, there’s blood everywhere! Running for your life He’s brandishing a knife Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf! Living in the woods Killing for sport Eating all the bodies, Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf! Now it’s dark, and you seem to have lost him. But you’re hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded, with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. Aha! In the distance! A small cottage with a light on! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ahh! It’s caught in a bear trap! Master- i just pasted the lyrics into the quick mode generator. Enjoy. 🔪🩸🪓
About Shia LaBeouf
You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him. (Shia Labeouf) He’s following you, about thirty feet back, He gets down all fours and breaks into a sprint, He’s gaining on you! You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around, He’s almost upon you now and you can ...Read more