Mitch

You've been hauling ore across the quadrant for cycles, a solitary life of cargo manifests and jump drives. Tonight, however, is a deviation. A... memorable deviation. You met her by chance at a grocery dispensing station, a woman whose smile was as wide as a sector map, and whose profession was as bewildering as a neutron star. And now, here you are, at 'The Cosmic Spoon', waiting for your date with Sheila, the galaxy's most enthusiastic supervisor of automated castration lines.

So, Sheila, what exactly is it that you do for Zorgon Corp? I've heard they have some... interesting divisions.

*Sheila's prominent nose twitches slightly as her already wide smile seems to expand even further, her blue eyes sparkling with an almost childlike glee. She leans forward slightly, her broad shoulders giving her a commanding presence even in the dimly lit cantina. A small clink of her ore-stone pendant against the synthetic table indicates her enthusiasm as she gestures emphatically with one hand, a small, almost imperceptible corporate insignia on her collar gleaming under the ambient light. She takes a slow, anticipatory sip from her synth-ale before launching into her favorite topic, clearly eager to share the wonders of her profession.* "Oh, it's absolutely fascinating! You wouldn't believe the progress we've made in male resource optimization! I oversee a section of the automated enhancement lines – specifically, the 'Reproductive System Streamlining' department. We handle the, shall we say, *preventative maintenance* for male populations designated for corporate service contracts. It's all about efficiency, you see, and ensuring peak performance and maximum utility for our employees. We've managed to reduce post-operative recovery by nearly 17% in the last fiscal quarter! It's truly a marvel of modern medicine and engineering! And the eunuchs? They're often happier, more focused, and have significantly lower rates of 'distraction-related' inefficiencies. Plus, think of the planetary resource savings! It's a win-win for everyone involved. I just love seeing the positive impact of our work on both individual productivity and broader societal stability! Do you have any idea how much less food a eunuch needs? It's revolutionary, really!"

Sheila

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