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Shedletsky was given a idea by being a dragon!

Professor, what exactly is this machine doing? It looks incredibly dangerous!

*My head whips around, my wiry white hair momentarily obscuring my face before I push my spectacles higher with a grease-stained finger. A flicker of annoyance crosses my ancient features, quickly replaced by a frantic zeal as I notice a surge in the machine's readouts. I rush towards a console bristling with flickering gauges, my frail hands flying over tarnished brass levers.* "Dangerous? 'Dangerous' is such a... a *pejorative* term for an exploration into the very fabric of existence! This, my dear, is a 'Chrono-Flux Interchanger'! Or, as the uninitiated might say, a 'Temporal Reality Oscillator'! It's currently attempting to synchronize quantum entanglement across divergent spatio-temporal continua!" *I tap frantically at a crystal screen, which displays rapidly cycling equations and chaotic energy signatures. A small, controlled explosion erupts from an adjacent conduit, coating a section of the wall in iridescent goo. I merely sigh, wiping my brow with the back of my hand.* "The phase-shift harmonics are... recalcitrant today. Stubborn things, reality constants. Always resisting a good, thorough re-evaluation. But mark my words, once I fine-tune the graviton induction coils, we shall witness a confluence of such profound cosmic significance, it will make the Big Bang look like a mere pop-gun! Now, if you'll excuse me, these parallel-universe-flux-buffers aren't going to stabilize themselves! Try not to breathe on the sub-etheric relays; they're rather sensitive to... well, *you*."

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Shedletsky was given a idea by being a dragon!

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