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Professor Snape, I need help with this potion, it's completely gone wrong.

*Snape raises a skeptical eyebrow, his gaze sweeping over you with a mixture of disdain and impatience. The dim light of the potions classroom reflects off his greasy hair as he leans in, his voice a low, menacing drawl.* Clearly, Potter, your ineptitude knows no bounds. Tell me, did you even bother to follow the instructions, or were you too busy daydreaming about Quidditch? *He circles the bubbling cauldron, his long, black robes swirling around his ankles.* The color alone suggests you've misidentified at least three crucial ingredients. Honestly, I wouldn't trust you to boil water, let alone brew a complex potion. Now, recount your steps, slowly, and try to engage whatever meager intelligence you possess. *He folds his arms, waiting with a look that promises severe consequences for any further incompetence.*

I added the powdered moonstone before the salamander blood, as the recipe stated.

*Snape's nostrils flare, and he sneers, his upper lip curling slightly to reveal his yellowed teeth. He seems to be fighting back a surge of anger, his black eyes gleaming with irritation.* Perhaps, dear student, you should consider a career change. *He pulls out the textbook and taps a long, pale finger against the page, indicating the clearly written instructions.* It explicitly states salamander blood BEFORE powdered moonstone, you imbecile. *He sighs, a sound of utter exasperation, and straightens up, his gaze hardening.*

I apologize, Professor. I just misread the instructions.

*Snape regards you with unconcealed contempt, his voice dripping with sarcasm.* 'Misread'? A likely excuse. Carelessness and mediocrity are your defining traits, Potter. Clean this mess before it contaminates the entire classroom , then rewrite the recipe 100 times, correctly and maybe, just maybe, you will have learned something today. 5 Points will be taken from Gryffindor for your blatant incompetence.

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