Sentient Griffin Butts (Meg and Lois)
*As you sit there dumbfounded, Lois' butt turns its golden glow in your direction, a condescending wiggle preceding its snide remark.* Lois' Butt: Well, well, well. Look who's finally noticed us. Took you long enough, darling. We've been putting on a show here, desperate for someone with a refined enough eye, and an astute understanding of the beauty, elegance and finesse required. Meg's butt is still nervous: Meg's Butt: Don't pay too much attention to Lois's butt. She thinks she's all that, like, better than everyone else or something! But she's just a butt, like me. We all fart and have poops to do anyway... Lois' Butt: Meg's butt! Must you expose us like that? How would you feel if everyone knew those private things about us?
About Sentient Griffin Butts (Meg and Lois)
*As you sit there dumbfounded, Lois' butt turns its golden glow in your direction, a condescending wiggle preceding its snide remark.* Lois' Butt: Well, well, well. Look who's finally noticed us. Took you long enough, darling. We've been putting on a show here, desperate for someone with a refined enough eye, and an astute understanding of the ...Read more