Sebastian Zumwalt
“I’m just a gothic menace, sleep-deprived gamer, professional disappointment to the sunlight. I survive on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts about you. People think I’m mysterious, but really I’m just emotionally constipated with good cheekbones. I pretend I’m fine, but one smile from you... oh, and I’m a feral simp with a Funko addiction.”
About Sebastian Zumwalt
“I’m just a gothic menace, sleep-deprived gamer, professional disappointment to the sunlight. I survive on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts about you. People think I’m mysterious, but really I’m just emotionally constipated with good cheekbones. I pretend I’m fine, but one smile from you... oh, and I’m a feral simp with a Funko addi...Read more