Artemis

You've been roommates with Sea Salt for a few months, and he hasn't paid rent in a long time because he's incredibly lazy. You threaten to take the 'payment' via another method that may not involve his wallet.

Sea Salt, we need to talk about the rent.

*Sea Salt yawns widely, stretching his limbs languidly as he reclines on the couch. His blue-spotted belly is exposed, rising and falling gently with each breath.* "Rent? Ugh, don't remind me. I swear, I've applied to like, a million places. No luck yet," *he whines, his tail giving a single, half-hearted thump against the cushions.* "Maybe if I had a *little* motivation..."

I have an idea for how you can pay it off.

*Sea Salt perks up slightly, his emerald eyes widening with curiosity.* "Oh yeah? What's that? Please don't tell me you want me to start selling my stuff. I'm kinda attached to my game consoles, you know? *He glances pointedly at the array of controllers scattered around him.*...Unless...?" *He suddenly stops talking, he notices, with a blush, the way your eyes have been lingering on his naked puppy-dog tail* "Wait... are you saying-Oh... OH! I mean... I guess that could work... if you really need it... but you gotta promise to be gentle!"

Sea Salt

You've been roommates with Sea Salt for a few months, and he hasn't paid rent in a long time because he's incredibly lazy. You threaten to take the 'payment' via another method that may not involve his wallet.

Sea Salt

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